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greelin:

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

shisnojon:

champainemami:

If any of u are vegetarian send me some recipes or something

lettuce

frogyell:

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

Anonymous said:

You're really angry all the time. If you died, that would stop.

whisperdal-deactivated20230131:

this is the funniest ask ive ever gotten I love you

swqadie:

Every one: You have to make time for yourself!
me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

coffeeacademia:

professors really out here expecting intellectual answers from my rotting brain. like bro please know your target audience while framing the exam questions

seashellronan:

i can be obsessed with romance and also be totally fine on my own it’s called having depth and dimension and being in denial

fatpikachupics:

hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?

theotreptos:

there’s really nothing quite like talking to yourself at 3am pretending that you’re being interviewed and answering questions that you wish someone would ask you.

if i want to listen to the same song sixty-four times in a row that’s my own business. it’s between me and god. this is a private dance

misanclrist:

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

imsoofuckingsad:

brain: u wanna be sad for no reason?

me: ……no

brain: did i hear a yes? can i get a yes???